Sunday, January 01, 2006

New Year's Eve, kinky style

I partied in the New Year with my kinky friends. It was a night of firsts.

I kissed a married man. The marriage isn't monogomous and his wife was right there, but still - haven't done it before.

I kissed a girl. On the lips. It was midnight and everyone was kissing everyone else.

I kissed a transexual. See above.

I got hit with a plant stick. Husband from above was demonstrating it's cane-like abilities. Must buy one of these to take to Sir.

I hit a Top with his own belt. He wasn't expecting it. I was laughing uproariously but had to take a smack back with same belt to make things right. It was actually not my fault at all but the tranny from above.

I touched a girl's tit. Like, bare, no clothes. And not only just a girl, but the wife from above, who was straddling her husband's lap next to me and thrusting her breasts forward in time to the music. I told her I wanted to grab one so she shoved one into my hand. Then her hubby got interested and lifted up her shirt so I could cop a real feel.

I tell ya, I'm exhausted today what with all this excitement last night.

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